Your favorite unhinged cat just got promoted to barista.
The Stabby Tabby Midnight Mug is a glossy black ceramic mug that looks suspiciously like a cat plotting something while you sip. Rounded body, tiny kitty ears at the rim, sleepy side eyes that say “really, this early”, it is the perfect cup for people who run on caffeine and chaos.
Why you will love it
Moody cat energy, the minimalist eyes and cat ear rim give quiet, sarcastic vibes with every sip
Comfort cup shape, rounded 13 oz, about 380 ml, size that feels like a cozy little cauldron in your hands
Glossy black ceramic, looks cute on your desk, shelf, or coffee station, not cheap novelty plastic
Gift ready, ideal for cat lovers, stabby pin collectors, night shift goblins, and anyone whose coffee is a personality trait
Photo friendly, pairs perfectly with Stabby Tabby pins and cat butt bread clips for maximum “where did you get that” reactions
Use it for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or as a tiny pen pot on your desk when your caffeine levels are legally unsafe. Either way, this little gremlin mug is here to judge your life choices, not fix them.
