Love them… mostly? This mug says what you’re thinking with just enough plausible deniability.
The “I Want To K___ You. Results May Vary.” mug is that perfect mix of sweet and slightly unhinged — depending on how they choose to read it. Kiss, kick, kill? You never actually said it. 😉
Whether it’s for your partner, your unbothered best friend, or that coworker who lives on dark humor, this mug lands laughs the second they see it.
Why you’ll love it
Perfectly twisted humor
Playful design that looks simple at first glance, then hits with a second-look punchline.
Two size options
11oz for a regular dose, 15oz for “do not talk to me yet” mornings.
Everyday durable
White ceramic, glossy finish, and a comfy C-handle that feels great in hand.
Low-maintenance
Microwave and dishwasher safe, so it fits real life, not just the joke.
Safe to sip
BPA-free and lead-free for worry-free daily use.
Great for
Sarcastic couples and situationships
Dark-humor besties
Work wives / husbands who live for chaos
Gag gifts, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or “just because I tolerate you”
Add this mug to your cart and get ready for the kind of reaction you can’t get from a boring “World’s Best Whatever” cup.
