{"product_id":"stabby-tabby-i-have-stability-t-shirt","title":"Stabby Tabby “I Have Stability” Funny Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ltbc-stabby-tee\" style=\"max-width: 850px; margin: 0 auto; line-height: 1.65; color: #292929;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- =========================\n       HERO \/ OPENING\n  ========================== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; background: #fff1f3; border-radius: 20px; padding: 30px 22px; margin: 10px 0 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 42px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e🐈⬛🔪\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 28px; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 12px; color: #f66666;\"\u003eStabby Tabby Has Entered His T-Shirt Era\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCute cat. Questionable message.\u003cbr\u003eSurprisingly comfortable shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eYou know the face. 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