{"product_id":"is-he-dead-yet-black-cat-mug","title":"Is He Dead Yet? Black Cat Mug – Funny Sarcastic Political Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"ltbc-mug-description\" style=\"max-width: 900px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: inherit; color: #252525; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO CALLOUT --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff2f2; border-radius: 18px; padding: 28px 24px; text-align: center; margin: 22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 1.4px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #f66666; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eCute. Caffeinated. Questionable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 30px; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 12px; color: #1f1f1f;\"\u003eHe’s Just Asking. 👀🐈⬛\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto 20px;\"\u003eMeet the black cat who has absolutely no patience left. The \u003cstrong\u003e“Is He Dead Yet?” Black Cat Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e combines one intensely suspicious kitty with the kind of dark, sarcastic humor that makes morning coffee considerably more interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #F66666; color: #ffffff; text-decoration: none; font-weight: 800; padding: 13px 25px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e GET YOUR MUG ↑ \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #777; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003eAvailable in 11 oz \u0026amp; 15 oz\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- QUICK BENEFITS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 10px; justify-content: center; margin: 25px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #f7f7f7; padding: 9px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e ✓ Dishwasher Safe \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #f7f7f7; padding: 9px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e ✓ Microwave Safe \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #f7f7f7; padding: 9px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e ✓ BPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"background: #f7f7f7; padding: 9px 14px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e ✓ 11 oz \u0026amp; 15 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- MORNING MOOD --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 30px 5px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 25px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e🐈⬛ Meet Your New Morning Mood\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; color: #f66666;\"\u003eSome mugs say “Good Morning.”\u003cbr\u003eThis one has questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith narrowed eyes, questionable intentions, and his favorite mug firmly between his paws, this judgmental black cat is ready for coffee, tea, hot chocolate—or simply sitting there silently judging everyone in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe suspicious black cat artwork and bold \u003cstrong\u003e“IS HE DEAD YET?”\u003c\/strong\u003e message turn an everyday coffee mug into a conversation starter for cat lovers and fans of sarcastic, dark, and political humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- QUOTE \/ PERSONALITY BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #252525; color: #ffffff; border-radius: 18px; padding: 30px 25px; text-align: center; margin: 20px 0 35px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 34px; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e☕ 🐈⬛\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 800; line-height: 1.35;\"\u003e“IS HE\u003cbr\u003eDEAD YET?”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #ddd; margin: 12px 0 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e— the cat, apparently\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SIZES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 5px 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 25px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pick Your Caffeine Level\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 15px; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 220px; background: #fff7f7; border: 2px solid #ffdede; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 28px; font-weight: 900; color: #f66666;\"\u003e11 OZ\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-weight: 800; margin: 3px 0 6px;\"\u003eThe Responsible Choice\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eClassic everyday coffee size.\u003cbr\u003eAllegedly enough caffeine.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 220px; background: #fff2f2; border: 2px solid #F66666; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #f66666; letter-spacing: 1px; margin-bottom: 3px;\"\u003eMORE CHAOS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 28px; font-weight: 900; color: #f66666;\"\u003e15 OZ\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-weight: 800; margin: 3px 0 6px;\"\u003eThe Correct Choice\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eFor mornings requiring\u003cbr\u003eadditional emotional support.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 5px 0 40px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #F66666; color: white; text-decoration: none; font-weight: 900; padding: 14px 30px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e CHOOSE YOUR SIZE ↑ \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f8f8f8; border-radius: 18px; padding: 28px 25px; margin: 20px 0 35px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(220px,1fr)); gap: 9px 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Vivid printed artwork\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Smooth glossy finish\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Comfortable C-handle\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Microwave safe\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Dishwasher safe\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ Lead \u0026amp; BPA-free\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e✓ 11 oz \u0026amp; 15 oz sizes\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 17px; padding-top: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ddd; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e✓ Excellent at silently judging everyone around you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 5px 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 1px; color: #f66666; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eGift responsibly. Or don't.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 25px; margin: 5px 0 12px;\"\u003e🎁 For People With Questionable Humor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for something more memorable than another ordinary coffee cup? This \u003cstrong\u003efunny black cat mug\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a great gift for someone whose sense of humor lives somewhere between sarcastic, dark, and “I probably shouldn’t laugh at that.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff7f7; border-left: 5px solid #F66666; border-radius: 10px; padding: 18px 20px; margin-top: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐈 Black cat lovers   •   ☕ Coffee addicts   •   😈 Dark-humor fans   •   👀 Sarcastic friends   •   🎄 Secret Santa   •   🎁 White elephant gifts   •   🎂 Birthdays   •   🗳️ Political-humor fans\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #e5e5e5; border-radius: 18px; padding: 25px; margin: 15px 0 35px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 23px; margin-top: 0;\"\u003e📏 The Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; text-align: right;\"\u003eWhite ceramic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; text-align: right;\"\u003e11 oz \/ 15 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; text-align: right;\"\u003eGlossy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; text-align: right;\"\u003eSafe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDishwasher\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; text-align: right;\"\u003eSafe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 5px; text-align: right;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 5px 5px 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 25px;\"\u003e❓ Things You Might Be Wondering\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it dishwasher safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0; color: #555;\"\u003eYep. Toss it in. The mug is made for regular dishwasher use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I microwave it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0; color: #555;\"\u003eAbsolutely. Both sizes are microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes can I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0; color: #555;\"\u003eChoose the classic 11 oz or the caffeine-friendlier 15 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it BPA and lead-free?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0; color: #555;\"\u003eYes. Both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is “he”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0; color: #555;\"\u003eWe asked. The cat refuses to cooperate with the investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CONVERSION BLOCK --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #F66666; color: #ffffff; border-radius: 20px; padding: 32px 24px; text-align: center; margin: 20px 0 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 34px;\"\u003e🐈⬛☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 27px; color: #ffffff; margin: 8px 0 10px;\"\u003eThe Official Let There Be Cute Verdict\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; margin: 0 auto 20px; max-width: 500px;\"\u003eCute? \u003cstrong\u003eYes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuspicious? \u003cstrong\u003eExtremely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAppropriate for every family gathering?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe make no promises.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ffffff; color: #f66666; text-decoration: none; font-weight: 900; padding: 14px 30px; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e I NEED THIS MUG ↑ \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; margin: 13px 0 0; opacity: .9;\"\u003eChoose your size above and let the cat do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SMALL BRAND FOOTER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; color: #777; font-size: 12px; padding: 5px 15px 15px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e No actual cats were consulted regarding the identity or current condition of “he.” \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49209751732407,"sku":"11977353540534649340","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":49209751765175,"sku":"21391234328095308722","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0719\/8103\/9799\/files\/15795698024146993994_2048.jpg?v=1789777510","url":"https:\/\/lettherebecuteshop.com\/products\/is-he-dead-yet-black-cat-mug","provider":"Let There Be Cute","version":"1.0","type":"link"}