{"product_id":"gulf-of-mexico-kennedy-center-lake-ontario-t-shirt","title":"Gulf of Mexico Kennedy Center  Lake Ontario T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ltbc-three-names-tee\" style=\"max-width: 850px; margin: 0 auto; color: #292929; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; background: #f4f1ec; border-radius: 20px; padding: 34px 22px; margin: 10px 0 28px; border-bottom: 5px solid #292929;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 3px; opacity: .65; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003eTHREE NAMES. 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One Very Specific Shirt.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design keeps things deliberately simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree names. Three periods. One strong typographic composition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook a little closer and you'll notice selected letters treated differently within the design — a subtle visual detail that rewards the second look without turning the shirt into a billboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe result is a \u003cstrong\u003ebold political statement shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e that still looks clean enough to wear as an everyday graphic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- DESIGN PHILOSOPHY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 30px 0; padding: 25px; background: #eee9e2; border-radius: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0; color: #292929;\"\u003eNo Footnotes Required.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are shirts that tell everyone exactly what to think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn't one of them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt gives you three names and leaves the rest of the conversation where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003eWear it because the names mean something to you. 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